And that's not all. In retrospect, they all make funny comic set ups. You always picked memorable dates to screw up.
Feb 14, 2008: Having a valentines day conversation about Egypt, and finding explicit google chat conversations between you and Shakib.
Month 08, 2008: Right before you were flying out to Lashkar Gah, an inadvertent text message thanking Parwiz for coming over and allowing you to perform a blow job, and asking him to bring a condom next time. Then no explanation for two days.
April 2009: Discovering pictures of Sibghat K on your computer in KL, and realizing that it never really stopped.
July 2010: Discovering pictures of Shahed standing on the new carpet bought from Aarong in his underwear
August 08, 2010: Coming home to surprise you for our 3rd anniversary, and find you and Nayem coming out of the elevator with a wet towel. Then you denying it 20 minute later. Having to go to dinner at SteakHouse with our friends and you gushing over what a great run we've had.
August 09, 2010: Bringing 6 paintings to the house, as if nothing happened. The same week having to endure dinner at Nab's and being scolded by her that I am being a killjoy. You emailing Nab that you don't understand why I'm behaving this way. Her replying that you've done so much sacrifice to be with me that I "should get over it"
September 2010: You admitting that you did in fact sleep with Nayem, and Shahed, and that it is my fault for being an unresponsive partner. You sleeping with Dipu after Eid, lying to me about it, then chatting on MSN messenger about how you feel rushed about doing it. Then denying it, then making him send FB message, etc.
Not to mention that having webcam sessions with someone, then humiliating me by suggesting that I perform acts on camera to someone I don't know. I ended up doing it.
October 2010: Night before RED party, admitting that there's more transgression. Admitting at RED party, that you've had Raphael.
Did I leave anything out?
